i follow back
|denmark:||YAY WE WON IMMA GONNA SING AGAIN BECAUSE I WON|
|graham norton:||I’ve got a taxi waiting outside, so if she could sing as quickly as possible that’d be lovely|
|sweden's host:||which means next year we'll be able to visit denmark, just twenty minutes away|
|graham norton:||hey i said that|
|Every Country Voting Representer:||Hello from-|
|Graham Norton:||Yes, shut up and get on with it|
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT.
I BET YOU.
I think a few of you know me too well and I’m going to regret this. e -e
I really like this one, okay?
hit me with your best shot
haha good luck nerds
c’mon guys i’m extraordinarily bored